What you have to believe to be a "Bush Republican"
Tax cuts to the wealthiest 1% of Americans will stimulate the economy
As stocks rise, so do jobs
You can force a woman to have a child, but won't provide for her to:
pay her bills while she is pregnant
pay for her hospitalization
pay for a doctor
make sure her baby is well-fed
make sure her baby is clothed
see to her baby’s pre-natal care
see to her baby’s post-natal care
Private accounts will “fix” Social Security
Even though it would add anywhere from $1 trillion to $5 trillion to the deficit
Even though it does nothing to solve the short-term or intermediate-term solvency of the trust fund
Even though overhead would increase from less than 0.2% to a minimum of 15%
Even though the stock market goes up as well as down
Even though it would take money out of the fund and give it to stock brokers
Health care for everyone is a "bad idea"
Negotiating with drug companies is a bad idea for the price of drugs
Tom DeLay is being “framed”
$10 billion is the right price for a missile defense system that doesn’t work
Throwing out the “extra” embryos from in-vitro fertilization is better than using them for medical research
The rise in gas and oil prices have nothing to do with Saudi Arabia
The rise in gas and oil prices have nothing to do with Iraq
The rise in gas and oil prices have nothing to do with Enron
Even though the US represents over 95% of the fighting force in Iraq, there still us a “real coalition”
"No Child Left Behind" leaves no child behind
Housing price increases contributes to the economy
Allowing polluters to “purchase” rights which will allow them to “pollute more” is good for the environment
Outsourcing "creates" American jobs
Outsourcing will increase the standard of living in countries like Thailand, where children are sold into prostitution so their families can “make ends meet”
Outsourcing will increase the standard of living in countries like China, even though there are no real civil rights or civil liberties there
Creating a maximum award on medical malpractice cases will “fix” the health care crisis we face today
A 400% increase in health insurance to the end user over a 10 year period is a “good thing”
Corporations policing themselves is better than having the government police them
Firing cops is good
"Trickle down" is good
Allowing 10,000 people to wait in line to vote for 10 hours represents "fairness in voting"
Borrowing $600 million from the "Social Security Lock Box" means never having to pay it back
Dick "Go <F---> Yourself" Cheney knows no more about Halliburton than you or I do
Allowing only large corporations and the very rich a way to file bankruptcy, but not small businesses and ordinary people
Paying “journalist-like” people is the same as reporting the news and facts
Everybody agreeing with the president all the time is the only way to be a “true patriot”
Israel is better off with a Hezbollah-led government in Lebanon
Iran is NOT the biggest threat in the middle east
We have more than enough troops to police the world
There is no place on Earth called “Darfur”
Closing an active military installation, for a savings of $200 million over a 10 year period, and opening a new facility just 130 miles south at a cost of over $1 billion is a "good idea"
“My Pet Goat” is impossible to put down once you started reading it